| ! | I have a comment |
| ? | I have a question |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| \M/ | Heavy Metal Music |
| ^5 | High Five |
| ^RUP^ | Read Up Please |
| ^URS | Up Yours |
| <3 | Heart |
| 02 | Your (or my) two cents worth |
| 1174 | Nude club |
| 121 | One to one |
| 1337 | Elite |
| 143 | I love you |
| 14AA41 | One for All and All for One |
| 182 | I hate you |
| 19 | 0 hand |
| 20 | Location |
| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 404 | I haven't a clue |
| 411 | Information |
| 420 | Marijuana |
| 459 | I love you |
| 4COL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE | ForEver And Ever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 4Q | F*** You |
| 5FS | 5 Finger Salute |
| 8 | Oral sex |
| 831 | I Love You |
| 86 | Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out |
| 9 | Parent is watching |
| 99 | Parent is no longer watching |
| A/S/L/P | Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| A3 | Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWTITB | A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACORN | A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN | Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now |
| ADR | Address |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO | Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFJ | April Fools Joke |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill |
| AFPOE | A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT | About F***ing Time |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB | Almost Good Bridge |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AIGHT | All Right |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AKA or a.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| Alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AMF | Adios Mother F***er |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANGB | Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON | Apropos Of Nothing |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| AS | Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT | As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATAB | Ain't That A Bitch |
| ATC | Any Two Cards |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All the Web -or- Around the Web |
| AWC | After While, Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP | Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTW | A Word To The Wise |
| AYC | Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| AYV | Are You Vertical? |
| B&F | Back and Forth |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BAC | Bad Ass Chick |
| BAG | Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| banana | Penis |
| BARB | Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back |
| BB4N | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBAMFIC | Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Woman |
| BC | Because |
| BCBG | Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BCOZ | Because |
| BD | Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| beos | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFE | Bum F*** Egypt |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFFN | Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFR | Big F***ing Rock |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl |
| BHIMBGO | Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI5 | Back In Five |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget |
| BIL | Brother-In-Law |
| BIOIYA | Break It Off In Your Ass |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYE | Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITCH | Basically In The Clear Homey |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BITFOB | Bring It The F*** On, Bitch |
| BJ | Blow Job |
| BJJDI | Billy Joel Just Drove In |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMF | Bad Mother F***er |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOF | Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off -or- Body Odor |
| BOB | Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BON | Believe it Or Not |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH | But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain |
| BSAAW | Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSEG | Big Sh** Eating Grin |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen of Death |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTFO | Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTN | Better Than Nothing |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT | Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILW/U | By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BYKT | But you Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer |
| BYOW | Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine |
| BZ | Busy |
| C&G | Chuckly and Grin |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C/S | Change of Subject |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As A Cucumber |
| CAS | Crack A Smile |
| CB | Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break |
| CBB | Can't Be Bothered |
| CBF | Can't Be F***ed |
| CBJ | Covered Blow Job |
| CD9 | Code 9 - it means parents are around |
| CF | Coffee Freak |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CHA | Click Here Asshole |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW | Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID | Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CMAP | Cover My Ass Partner |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CMIW | Correct Me if I'm Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COD | Change Of Dressing |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COS | Change Of Subject |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can't Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS | Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRDTCHCK | Credit Check |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS | Career Suicide |
| CSA | Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSN | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| C-T | City |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat |
| CTO | Check This Out |
| CU | See You -or- Cracking Up |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CULA | See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS | See You In School |
| CUOL | See You OnLine |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CX | Cancelled |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| D&M | Deep & Meaningful |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBABAI | Don't Be A Bitch About It |
| DBD | Don't Be Dumb |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DDSOS | Different Day, Same Old Sh** |
| def | Definitely |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFLA | Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGA | Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTG | Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF | Damn Girl You're Fine |
| DH | Dear Husband |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF | Die In A Fire |
| DIC | Drunk In Charge |
| DIKU | Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DINK | Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT | Do It Right the First Time |
| DISTO | Did I Say That Outloud? |
| DITR | Dancing In The Rain |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | Download -or- Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DNBL8 | Do Not Be Late |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DOC | Drug Of Choice |
| DOE | Depends On Experience |
| DOEI | Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD | Department Of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| dps | Damage Per Second |
| DPUP | Don't Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DSTR8 | Damn Straight |
| DTC | Deep Throaty Chuckle |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under the Influence |
| DUM | Do You Masturbate? |
| DUNA | Don’t Use No Acronyms |
| DURS | Damn You Are Sexy |
| DUSL | Do You Scream Loud? |
| DUST | Did You See That |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWBH | Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWI | Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have A Boyfriend |
| DYHAG | Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EE | Electronic Emission |
| effin | F***ing |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMA | E-Mail Address |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSG | E-Mail Message |
| EOD | End Of Day |
| EOL | End Of Life |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESAD | Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADYFA | Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH | Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESMF | Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add |
| ETLA | ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-to-Face |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAH | F***ing A Hot |
| FAP | F***ing A Pissed |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAQOMFT | Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time |
| FASB | Fast Ass Son Bitchii |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FB | F*** Buddy |
| FBI | F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FDGB | Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS | For F*** Sake |
| FGDAI | Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It |
| FIF | F*** I'm Funny |
| FIIK | F*** If I Know |
| FIL | Father-In-Law |
| FILF | Father I'd Like to F*** |
| FILTH | Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE | F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FMLTWIA | F*** Me Like The Whore I Am |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMUTA | F*** Me Up The Ass |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAG | F*** Off And Google |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOL | Fond of Leather |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge |
| FOS | Full Of Sh** |
| FRED | F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FS | For Sale |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FSU | F*** Sh** Up |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face |
| FTFOI | For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG | For The Love Of God |
| FTN | F*** That Noise |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTRF | F*** That's Really Funny |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FTW | For The Win -or- F*** The World |
| FU2 | F*** You Too |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUJIMO | F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On |
| FUM | F***ed Up Mess |
| FURTB | Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYF | From your Friend |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | F*** You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE | From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN | Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night |
| G | Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got to Go |
| G2GLYS | Got To Go Love Ya So |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAB | Getting A Beer |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER | Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get A Load of Him |
| GANB | Getting Another Beer |
| GAP | Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People |
| GAS | Got A Second |
| GB | Good Bridge |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDI | God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFF | Go F***ing Figure |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFON | Good For One Night |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GFY | Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself |
| GFYMF | Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er |
| GG | Good Game -or- Gotta Go |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH | Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GI | Google It |
| GIC | Gift In Crib |
| GIDK | Gee I Don't Know |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck -or- Get Lost |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLBT | Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM | Good Morning -or- Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN | Good Night |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNOC | Get Naked On Cam |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOS | Gay Or Straight |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR2BR | Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 | Great |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| GRRR | Growling |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GSYJDWURMNKH | Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GT | Good Try |
| GTFO | Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOOH | Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTK | Good To Know |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA | Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H4U | Hot For You |
| H4XX0R | Hacker -or- To Be Hacked |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAWTLW | Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBASTD | Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig |
| HBB | Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBIB | Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| HCC | Holy Computer Crap |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HMFIC | Head MOFO In Charge |
| HNTI | How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HNY | Happy New Year |
| HO | Hold On |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HOIC | Hold On, I'm Coming |
| HOYEW | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP | Higher Power |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTB | Hang The Bastards |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| HUYA | Head Up Your Ass |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| I 1-D-R | I Wonder |
| I&I | Intercourse & Inebriation |
| IAC | In Any Case -or- I Am Confused |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANNNGC | I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4U | I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAW | I Agree With -or- In Accordance With |
| IAYM | I Am Your Master |
| IBGYBG | I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone |
| IBIWISI | I'll Believe It When I See It |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRB | I'll Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTC | Itty Bitty Titty Committee |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IBTL | In Before The Lock |
| IC | In Character -or- I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICYC | In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGARA | I Don't Give A Rats Ass |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDK, my BFF Jill | I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| I-D-L | Ideal |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDTA | I Did That Already |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IF/IB | In the Front -or- In the Back |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place |
| IHU | I Hear You |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IIR | If I Remember -or- If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly |
| IIT | Is It Tight? |
| IITLYTO | If It's Too Loud You're Too Old |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IJPMP | I Just Pissed My Pants |
| IJWTK | I Just Want To Know |
| IJWTS | I Just Want To Say |
| IKALOPLT | I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAI | I Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILA | I Love Acronyms |
| ILF/MD | I Love Female/Male Dominance |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILUAAF | I Love You As A Friend |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message |
| IM2BZ2P | I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee |
| IMA | I Might Add |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMEZRU | I Am Easy, Are You? |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNERHO | In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMRU | I Am, Are You? |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| INBD | It's No Big Deal |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now, When |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM | It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| ION | Index Of Names |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IPN | I'm Posting Naked |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISS | I Said So -or- I'm So Sure |
| ISSYGTI | I’m So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM | It Seems to Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS | I'll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS | I Think I'm Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITS | Intense Text Sex |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA | I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWIWU | I Wish I Was You |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYAOYAS | If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQ | I Like You |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/O | Jerking Off |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4F | Just For Fun |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4T or JFT | Just For Today |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another day |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAFS | Just A F***ing Salesman |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JC | Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JEOMK | Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| JFH | Just F*** Her |
| JFI | Just For Information |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JP | Just Playing |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL | Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU | Just Thinking Of You |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | OK |
| KB | Kick Butt |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| kewl | it means cool |
| KFY -or- K4Y | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIA | Killed In Action |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| kitty | Vagina |
| KK | Kiss Kiss |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMFHA | Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMSLA | Kiss My Shiny Little Ass |
| KMUF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KMWA | Kiss My White Ass |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KS | Kill Stealer |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? |
| KWSTA | Kiss With Serious Tongue Action |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| LABATYD | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LB?W/C | Like Bondage? Whips or Chains |
| LBR and LGR | Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room |
| LBUG or LBIG | Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay |
| LD | Long Distance -or- Later Dude |
| LDIMEDILLIGAF | Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LF | Let's F*** |
| LFTI | Looking Forward To It |
| LGMAS | Lord Give Me A Sign |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHOS | Lets Have Online Sex |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LIS | Laughing In Silence |
| LJBF | Let’s Just Be Friends |
| LKITR | Little Kid In The Room |
| LLOM | Like Leno on Meth |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Right Dick |
| LOML | Love Of My Life |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LORE | Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LPOS | Lazy Piece Of Sh** |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSV | Language, Sex, Violence |
| LTHTT | Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing to Self |
| LTTIC | Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LUMTP | Love You More Than Pie |
| LUSM | Love You So Much |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYA | Love You All |
| LYB | Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB | Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love You, Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M2NY | Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C | Meet for Coffee |
| M8 or M8s | Mate -or- Mates |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MBRFN | Must Be Real F***ing Nice |
| MEGO | My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh | Who cares, whatever |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MFIC | Mother F***er In Charge |
| MFWIC | Mo Fo Who's In Charge |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIA | Missing In Action |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL | Mother-In-Law |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like to F*** |
| MITIN | More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MO | Move On |
| MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| MOFO | Mother F***er |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOP | MOment Please |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOS | Mom Over Shoulder |
| MOSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MPFB | My Personal F*** Buddy |
| MRA | Moving Right Along |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSNUW | Mini-Skirt No UnderWear |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You< |
