NetLingo: Every Texting Abbreviation & Online Acronym You'll Ever Need to Know
a.k.a. abbreviations, acronyms, cyberslang, initialisms, leetspeak, online jargon, shorthand, SMS code, textese, text speak
With hundreds of millions of people texting daily, it's no wonder you've seen this cryptic looking code by now. Commonly used wherever people get online -- including IMing, SMSing, cell phones, websites, games, newsgroup postings, in chat rooms, on blogs, or on social media -- these abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other. NetLingo is also tracking a global list of worldwide text terms and international online jargon!Acronyms have always been an integral part of computer culture, and they have since spawned a new language on the Internet. Commonly thought of as a series of letters that make up a 'word' there is a distinction between acronyms and shorthand.
The actual definition of an acronym and text shorthand is here.
Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"
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- !I have a comment
- #FFFollow Friday
- (U)it means arms around you, hug for you
- *$Starbucks
- **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge
- ,!!!!Talk to the hand
- /HJHalf Joking
- /JJoking
- /R/Requesting
- 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
- 10QThank you
- 1174Nude club
- 121One to one
- 123it means I agree
- 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
- 14it refers to the fourteen words
- 142n8lyUnfortunately
- 143I love you
- 1432I Love You Too
- 14AA41One for All and All for One
- 182I hate you
- 187it means murder/ homicide
- 190 hand
- 1dafulit means wonderful
- 1V4One Vs. Four
- 2it means to, too, two
- 20Location
- 24/7Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
- 2bTo be
- 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
- 2b@To Be At
- 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
- 2B~not2BTo be or not to be
- 2d4To die for
- 2dayToday
- 2DLooToodle oo
- 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
- 2G2BTToo Good To Be True
- 2moroTomorrow
- 2niteTonight
- 2QTToo Cute
- 2U2To You Too
- 303Mom
- 4For, Four
- 403Deny Access To
- 404I haven't a clue
- 411Information
- 420Marijuana
- 459I love you
- 4COLFor Crying Out Loud
- 4eForever
- 4EAEForEver And Ever
- 4evaForever
- 4everForever
- 4FSFor F***’s Sake
- 4NRForeigner
- 4QF*** You
- 511Too much information
- 53XSex
- 5FS5 Finger Salute
- 710OIL spelled upside down for people who dab
- 747Let's Fly
- 775Kiss Me
- 8it means ate, it also refers to oral sex
- 831I Love You
- 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
- 88Hugs and kisses
- 8tit means it
- 9Parent is watching
- 99Parent is no longer watching
- 996Work 9am-9pm, 6 days a week
- ::poof::I'm gone
- <3it's a heart
- =it means reply
- ?I have a question
- ?^Hook up?
- @it means at -or- it means reply to
- @+French equivalent of CUL8R
- @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
- A/NAuthor's Note
- A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
- A2DAgree to Disagree
- A3Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
- AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
- AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
- AAKAsleep At Keyboard
- AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
- AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
- AAPAnarchy Arrogance Pollution
- AARAt Any Rate
- AAR8At Any Rate
- AASAlive And Smiling
- AATKAlways At The Keyboard
- AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
- ABAss Backwards -or- Ah Bless
- ab/abtabout
- ABCAlways Be Creating/Communicating -or- Accept, Believe, Confess
- ABCDArtificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Cloud, Data
- ABHAnywhere But Here
- ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
- ABKAlways Be Knolling
- ABT2About To
- ACCActually
- ACDAlt Control Delete
- ACEAccess Control Entry
- ACKAcknowledgement
- ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
- ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
- ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
- addAddress
- addyaddress
- ADIDASAll Day I Dream About Sex
- ADIHAnother Day In Hell
- ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
- ADMAye Dios Mio
- ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
- ADRAddress
- ADVDAdvised
- AEAPAs Early As Possible
- AFAs F*** or After Fate
- AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
- AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
- AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
- AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
- AFAIKAs Far As I Know
- AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
- AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
- AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
- AFAPAs Far As Possible
- AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
- AFCAway From Computer
- AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
- AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
- AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
- AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
- AFJApril Fools Joke
- AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
- AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
- AFTAbout F***ing Time
- AFUAll F***ed Up
- AFWAway From Window
- AFZAcronym Free Zone
- AGBAlmost Good Bridge
- AGIGAmerican Girl InstaGram
- AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
- AIArtificial Intelligence -or- As If
- AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
- aightall right
- AIHAs It Happens
- AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
- AIMPAlways In My Prayers
- AISBAs I Said Before
- AISEAs I Said Earlier
- AISIAs I See It
- AITRAdult In The Room
- AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
- ALAPAs Late As Possible
- alconAll Concerned
- ALFAnnoying Little F***
- ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
- ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
- ALWAin't Life Wonderful
- AMAAsk Me Anything
- AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
- AMBWAll My Best Wishes
- AMFAdios Mother F***er
- AMLAll My Love
- AMOSCAdd Me On SnapChat
- AMPAccelerated Mobile Pages
- AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
- ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
- ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
- ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
- AOASAll Of A Sudden
- AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
- AONApropos Of Nothing
- AORAgency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock
- AOYPAngel On Your Pillow
- APApple Pie
- APACAsia-Pacific
- APUAs Per Usual
- ARAction Required -or- Augmented Reality
- ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
- ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
- ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
- ASAPAs Soon As Possible
- ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
- ASLAge/Sex/Location
- ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
- ASMRAutonomous Sensory Meridian Response
- ATABAin't That A Bitch
- ATBIMSAll These Bitches Is My Sons
- ATCAny Two Cards
- ATMAt The Moment -or- Ass To Mouth
- ATSLAlong The Same Line
- ATSTAt The Same Time
- ATWAll The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend
- ATWDAgree That We Disagree
- AUNTAnd U Know This
- AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
- AWCAfter While, Crocodile
- AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
- AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
- AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
- AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
- AWOLAbsent Without Leave
- AWSAwesome -or- Amazon Web Services
- AWTTWA Word To The Wise
- axit means across
- AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
- AYCEAll You Can Eat
- AYEGAre You Even Goth?
- AYFKMWTSAre You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**
- AYKAs You Know
- AYMMAre You My Mother
- AYORAt Your Own Risk
- AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
- AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
- AYVAre You Vertical?
- BBe
- B&EBreaking & Entering
- B&FBack and Forth
- B/CBecause
- B/WBetween
- B2ABusiness-to-Anyone
- B2BBusiness-to-Business
- B2B2CBusiness-to-Business-to-Consumer
- B2CBusiness-to-Consumer
- B2DBusiness-to-Distributor
- B2EBusiness-to-Employee
- B2GBusiness-to-Government
- B4Before
- B4NBye For Now
- B4UBefore You
- B4YKIBefore You Know It
- B@U or BAK@UBack at You
- BABYBeing Annoyed By You
- BACBad Ass Chick
- baeBefore Anyone Else
- BAEBBefore Anyone Else Babe
- BAESBOBefore Anyone Else So Back Off
- BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
- BAKBack At Keyboard
- BAMEBlack, Asian, and Minority Ethnic
- BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
- bananait means penis
- BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
- BASEBuildings, Antennas, Spans, Earth
- BAUBusiness As Usual
- BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be -or- Baby
- BB4NBye Bye for Now
- BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
- BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief -or- Big, Beige & Boring
- BBBGBye Bye Be Good
- BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
- BBFNBye Bye for Now
- BBIABBe Back In A Bit
- BBIAFBe Back In A Few
- BBIASBe Back In A Sec
- BBIAWBe Back In A While
- BBLBe Back Later
- BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
- BBQBar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
- BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
- BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
- BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
- BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
- BBTBe Back Tomorrow
- BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
- BCBecause
- BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
- BCBSBig Company, Big School
- BCNUBe Seeing You
- bcozbecause
- BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
- BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
- BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
- BDEBig Dick Energy
- BDNBig Damn Number
- BDOABrain Dead On Arrival
- BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
- BEGBig Evil Grin
- beosNudge
- BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
- BF4LBest Friends For Life
- BFBOBlinding Flash of the Bloody Obvious
- BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
- BFEBum F*** Egypt
- BFFBest Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
- BFFNBest Friends For Now
- BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
- BFFWBest Friends Forever Work
- BFGBig F***ing Gun
- BFNBye For Now
- BFRBig F***ing Rock
- BGBe Good
- BGBCBe Glad Be Cheerful
- BGFBest GirlFriend
- BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
- BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
- BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
- BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
- BIBusiness Intelligence
- BI5Back In Five
- BIBIBye Bye
- BIBLEBasic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
- BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
- BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
- BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
- BIOBring It On
- BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
- BIONBelieve It Or Not
- BIOYABlow It Out Your Ass
- BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
- BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
- BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
- BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
- BITDBack In The Day
- BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
- BIZit means Business
- BJBlow Job
- BKABetter Known As
- BLBelly Laughing
- BLASTBiLateral Alternating Stimulation Tactile
- BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
- BLDBreakfast Lunch Dinner
- BlkbryBlackberry
- BLZRDit means blizzard
- BMByte Me
- BMFBad Mother F***er
- BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
- BMOCBig Man On Campus
- BMOFBite Me Old Fart
- BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
- BMSBaby Making Sex
- BMWB*tch, Moan, Whine
- BNBeen -or- Being
- BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
- BNFBig Name Fan
- BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
- BOAISYBend Over And I'll Show You
- BOATBust Out Another Thousand
- BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
- BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
- BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
- BODBenefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors
- BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
- BOHBros Over Hoes
- BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
- BOLBark Out Loud
- BONBelieve it Or Not
- bookit means cool
- BORGBlack Out Rage Gallon
- BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
- BOTLBra On The Loose
- BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
- BOTUSBot Of The United States
- BPLMBig Person Little Mind
- BRBathroom
- BRBBe Right Back
- BRICSBrazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa
- BRLBelly Roll Laughs
- BROBe Right Over
- BRTBe Right There
- BRUFBig Requirements Up Front
- BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
- BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
- BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
- BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
- BSFBut Seriously, Folks
- BSODBlue Screen of Death
- BTByte This
- BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
- BTDBored To Death
- BTDTBeen There Done That
- BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
- BTFLDYit means beautiful day
- BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
- BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
- BTIBash Twitter Idiocy
- BTNBetter Than Nothing
- BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
- BTRBetter
- BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
- BTTEBrothers To The End
- BTTPBack To The Past
- BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
- BTWBy The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair -or- Booty To Win
- BTWBOBe There With Bells On
- BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
- BTYCBetter Than You Can
- BTYDBetter Than You Do
- BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
- buhbyebye
- bumpBring Up My Post
- BWBest Wishes
- BWDIKBut What Do I Know
- BWIBut What If
- BWLBursting With Laughter
- BWOBlack, White or Other
- BWTMBut Wait, There's More
- BYAMBetween You And Me
- BYKIBefore You Know It
- BYKTBut You Knew That
- BYOABring Your Own Advil
- BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
- BYODBring Your Own Device
- BYOPBring Your Own Pencil
- BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
- BYTMEBetter You Than ME
- BZBusy
- Cit means see, it's also a programming language
- c yasee ya
- c%dit means could
- c%lit means cool
- C&GChuckle and Grin
- C-PSleepy
- C-TCity
- C/PCross Post
- C/SChange of Subject
- C4NCiao For Now
- CAACCool As A Cucumber
- CALCyberathlete Amateur League
- CASCrack A Smile
- CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
- CBBCan't Be Bothered
- CBDit stands for Cannabidiol, a.k.a. CBD oil
- CBFCan't Be F***ed
- CBJCovered Blow Job
- CBMCovered By Medicare
- CBOTCentered Backgrounds On Twitter
- CBTComputer Based Training -or- Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
- cccarbon copy
- CCOTConservative Christians on Twitter
- CCWCute Crush Wednesday
- CDCarpe diem -or- Compact Disc
- CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
- CFCoffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
- CFSCan't Find Sh**
- CFVCall For Vote
- CHAClick Here Asshole
- chlnit means chilling or to be chill
- CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
- CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
- CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
- CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
- CILCheck In Later
- CINBAClad In Naught But Air
- CIOCheck It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
- CITOCache In, Trash Out
- CLDit means cold
- CLMCareer Limiting Move
- CMCall Me
- CMAOChortling My Ass Off
- CMAPCover My Ass Partner
- CMBCall Me Back
- CMFCount My Fingers
- CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
- CMSUCracking MySelf Up
- CMUCrack Me Up
- CNCan
- CNPContinued in Next Post
- COBClose Of Business
- COBRASCome On By Right After School
- CODChange Of Dressing
- Cof$Church of Scientology
- CofSChurch of Scientology
- COLChuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud
- cooshort for cool
- COSChange Of Subject -or- it means because
- COTCircle Of Trust
- CPACost Per Action -or- Cost Per Acquisition
- CPCCost Per Click -or- Cost-Per-Click
- CPGConsumer Packaged Goods
- CPLCost Per Lead
- CQRTSecurity
- CQTSChuckling Quietly To Self
- CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
- CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
- CRATCan't Remember A Thing
- CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
- CRBCome Right Back
- CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
- CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
- CRDTCHCKCredit Check
- CRSCan't Remember Sh** -or- Cockney Rhyming Slang
- CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
- CSCareer Suicide
- CS&FCute Sexy & Funny
- CSACool Sweet Awesome
- CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards
- CSLCan't Stop Laughing
- CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
- CSSCan't See Sh**
- CTCan't Talk -or- Can't Text
- CTACall To Action
- CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
- CTFDCalm The F*** Down
- CTFOCome The F*** On
- CTFUCracking The F*** Up
- CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
- CTOCheck This Out
- CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
- CU46See You For Sex
- CUAClean Up Afterwards
- CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center
- CUATUSee You Around The Universe
- CULSee You Later
- CUL8RSee You Later
- CULASee You Later Alligator
- CUNSSee You In School
- CUNTSee You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text -or- Can't Understand Normal Thinking
- CUOLSee You OnLine
- CUPLCouple
- CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
- CUZBecause
- CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
- CWYLChat With You Later
- CXCancelled
- CxOChief "insert title here" Officer -or- Chief Experience Officer
- CYCalm Yourself
- CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
- CYECheck your Email
- CYLSee You Later
- CYMCheck Your Mail
- CYOSee You Online
- CYOHCreate Your Own Happening
- CYTSee You Tomorrow
- DDad -or- it means the
- D&MDeep & Meaningful
- d/cdisconnected
- d00ddude, also seen as dood
- D2DDeveloper-to-Developer or Day-to-Day
- D8Date
- dathere
- DAFUQWhat the F***
- DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
- DANNYDuplicating Another's, Not Necessarily Yours
- DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
- DASHDumb Ass Stupid Head
- DBADoing Business As -or- Don't Bother Asking
- DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
- DBBSWFDream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face
- DBDDon't Be Dumb
- DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
- DBMIBDon't Bother Me I'm Busy
- DDDue Diligence
- DDASDon't Do Anything Stupid
- DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous
- DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
- DDWIDon't Dick With It
- DEADrinking Every Afternoon
- defDefinitely
- defoDefinitely
- DEGTDon't Even Go There
- demthem
- DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
- desethese
- DETIDon't Even Think It
- DETWEETDElete a TWEET
- dewddude
- deythey
- DFDear Friend
- DFEDelete F***ing Everything
- DFIKDarn If I Know
- DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
- DFTBADon't Forget To Be Awesome
- DFUDon't F*** Up
- DFWLYDon't Forget Who Loves You
- DGADon't Go Anywhere
- DGAFDon't Give A F***
- DGARADon't Give A Rat's Ass
- DGTDon't Go There
- DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
- DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
- DHDear Husband
- DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
- DIAFDie In A Fire
- DICDrunk In Charge
- DIFBETit means what's the difference between
- DIKUDo I Know You?
- DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
- DILLIGAFDo I Look Like I Give A F***
- DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
- DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
- DINODemocrat In Name Only
- DINRDinner
- DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
- DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
- DITRDancing In The Rain
- dittosame here
- DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
- DIYDo It Yourself -or- Don't Involve Yourself
- DJMDon't Judge Me
- DKDon't Know
- DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
- DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
- DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
- DLTMDon't Lie To Me
- DMDirect Message
- DMIDon't Mention It
- DNBL8Do Not Be Late
- DNCDoes Not Compute
- DNDDo Not Disturb
- DNFDid Not Find
- DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
- DNRDo Not Resuscitate
- DOADead On Arrival
- DOCDrug Of Choice
- DOEDepends On Experience
- DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
- DOGDepend On God
- DOHit's an expression of frustration
- doinit means doing
- DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
- DOSDad Over Shoulder -or- Dozing Off Soon
- DPDomestic Partner
- dpsDamage Per Second
- DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
- DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
- DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
- DRBDirty Rat Bastard
- DRCOWOTODon't Really Care One Way Or The Other
- DRIBDon't Read If Busy
- DSLDigital Subscriber Line -or- Dick Sucking Lips
- DSTR8Damn Straight
- DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
- DTFDown To F***
- DTKDown To Kill
- DTRDefine The Relationship
- DTRTDo The Right Thing
- DUIDriving Under the Influence
- DUMDo You Masturbate?
- DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
- dunnoi don't know
- DURDo You Remember
- DURSDamn You Are Sexy
- DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
- DUSTDid You See That?
- DWDon't Worry
- DW2HDon't Work Too Hard
- DWBDon't Write Back
- DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
- DWEETDrunk tWEET
- DWHDuring Work Hours
- DWIDriving While Intoxicated
- DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
- DWSDriving While Stupid
- DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
- DWYMDoes What You Mean
- DYACDamn You Auto Correct
- DYDDon't You Dare
- DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
- DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
- DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
- DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
- DYLIDo You Love It?
- DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
- DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
- E123Easy as One, Two, Three
- E2HOEach to His/Her Own
- EABOSEat A Bag Of Sh**
- EADDEntrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
- EAKEating at Keyboard
- EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
- EDErectile Dysfunction
- EDMElectronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
- EEElectronic Emission
- EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
- effinF***ing
- EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
- EGEvil Grin
- EGOTEmmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony
- EHEEmos Hate Everyone
- EHTE-Hashtag on Twitter
- EIPEggo Is Preggo
- ELEvil Laugh
- ELOLEvil Laugh Out Loud
- EMExcuse Me
- EMAE-Mail Address
- EMBMEarly Morning Business Meeting
- EMDREye Movement Desensitization & Reprocessing
- EMEAEurope, the Middle East, and Africa
- EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
- EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
- EMIExcuse My Ignorance
- EMLEmail Me Later
- EMPEat My Pussy -or- ElectroMagnetic Pulse
- EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
- EMSGE-Mail Message
- EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
- EOLEnd Of Life
- EOMEnd Of Message
- EOTEnd Of Thread/Text/Transmission
- EOWEnd Of Watch
- ESADEat Sh** And Die
- ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
- ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
- ESFOADEat Sh** F***Off And Die
- ESGEnvironmental, Social, Governance
- ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
- ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
- ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
- ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
- ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
- ETXEnd of TeXt
- every1everyone
- EVRE1Every One
- EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
- EYDEnjoy Your Day
- EYFDEnjoy Your F***ing Day
- EZEasy
- FFriend
- F/Uit means to Follow Up
- F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
- F2FmailFace-to-Face mail
- F2TFree To Talk
- F4FFollow for Follow
- FAANGsa.k.a. the FAANGs
- FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
- FAEFinally An Explanation
- FAFFind A Friend
- FAHF***ing A Hot
- FAITHForsaking All, I Trust In Him
- FAPF***ing A Pissed
- FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
- FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
- FATCFork A Twitter Client
- FATMFoaming At The Mouth
- FAVFavorite
- FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
- FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
- FAYF*** All Y'all
- FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook -or-Follow Back
- FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
- FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
- FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- FCFSFirst Come, First Served
- FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
- FCSFirst Customer Ship
- FDFFFalling Down F***ing Funny
- FDGBFall Down Go Boom
- FDUFresher Than You
- FEFatal Error
- FEARForget Everything And Run, Face Everything And Recover, False Evidence Appearing Real
- FFFriends Forever
- FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
- FFAFree For All
- FFSFor F*** Sake
- FFTFood For Thought
- FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
- FGFFine Guy Friday
- FHOFriends Hanging Out
- FIATFix It Again Tomorrow -or- Fix It Again Today
- FIFF*** I'm Funny
- FIFOFirst In, First Out
- FIGJAMF*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
- FIGMOF*** It Got My Orders
- FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
- FIIKF*** If I Know
- FILFather-In-Law
- FILFFather I'd Like to F***
- FILOFirst In Last Out
- FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
- FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends
- finstafake Instagram
- FIREFinancial Independence, Retire Early
- FISHFirst in, Still Here
- FITBFill In The Blanks
- FITYMIFake It Til You Make It
- FKMF*** 'Em
- FLAFour Letter Acronym
- FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States
- FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
- FMLF*** My Life
- FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
- FMOTFollow Me On Twitter
- FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
- FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
- FNGF***ing New Guy
- FOF*** Off
- FOADF*** Off And Die
- FOAFFriend Of A Friend
- FOAGF*** Off And Google
- fobfrequency operated button a.k.a. key fob, FOB
- FOBIFear of Being Involved -or- Included -or- Invited
- FOCFree of Charge
- FOEFamily Over Everything
- FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
- FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
- FOHF*** Outta Here
- FOLFond of Leather
- FOLEFear Of Losing Everything
- FOLOFear Of Losing Out -or- Fake pOLO shirt -or- Families Of Loved Ones
- FOMCFell Off My Chair
- FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
- FOMOFear Of Missing Out
- FOMOFFear Of Missing Out on Football
- FOOTF*** Off Over There -or- go away
- FORDFound On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
- FOSFull Of Sh**
- FOUOFor Official Use Only
- FPOFor Placement Only
- FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
- FROGFully Rely On God
- FRZNit means freezing
- FSFor Sale
- FSBOFor Sale By Owner
- FSRFor Some Reason
- FSTOWFeeling Some Type Of Way
- FSUF*** Sh** Up
- FTADFacebook Twitter Addict Disorder
- FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
- FTBLFootball
- FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
- FTCFailure To Communicate -or- First To Comment
- FTEFull Time Employee
- FTFF*** That's Funny, Face To Face, First To Find
- FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
- FTLFaster Than Light
- FTLOGFor The Love Of God
- FTNF*** That Noise
- FTRFor The Record
- FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
- FTTBFor The Time Being
- FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
- FU2F*** You Too
- FUBFat Ugly Bastard
- FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
- FUBARBUNDYF***ked Up Beyond All Recovery But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
- FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
- FUBYOYOF*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
- FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
- FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
- FUMF***ed Up Mess
- FUMFFat Ugly Mother F***er
- FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area
- FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
- FUWF*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo
- FWBFriends With Benefits
- FWDForward
- FWIWFor What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
- FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
- FYAFor Your Amusement
- FYCFor Your Consideration
- FYEFor Your Edification
- FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
- FYFFrom Your Friend
- FYIFor Your Information
- FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
- FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
- FYMFor Your Misinformation
- FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
- GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle -or- Goodbye
- G1Good One
- G2GGot to Go
- G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
- G4IGo For It
- G4NGood For Nothing
- G9Genius
- g98tgood night
- GAGo Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
- GABGetting A Beer
- GAFAGoogle, Apple, Facebook, Amazon
- GAFLGet A F***ing Life
- GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
- GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
- GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
- GALGet A Life
- GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
- GALHERGet A Load of Her
- GALHIMGet A Load of Him
- GANBGetting Another Beer
- GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
- GASGot A Second?
- gawdGod
- GBGood Bridge
- GBGGreat Big Grin
- GBHGreat Big Hug
- GBPGay Boy Problems
- GBTWGet Back To Work
- GCGood Crib
- GDGod Damn -or- Gosh Darn
- GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
- GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
- GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
- GDPRGeneral Data Protection Regulation
- GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
- GFGirlfriend
- GFEGood Faith Estimate -or- GirlFriend Experience
- GFFGo F***ing Figure
- GFIGo For It
- GFNGone For Now
- GFONGood For One Night
- GFRGrim File Reaper
- GFTDGone For The Day
- GFTUGood For The Universe
- GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
- GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
- GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
- GGAGood Game All
- GGGGGod, God, God, God
- GGNGotta Go Now
- GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
- GGPGotta Go Pee
- GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GGYGo Google Yourself
- GHMGod Help Me
- GIGoogle It
- GICGift In Crib
- GIDKGee I Don't Know
- GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time
- GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
- GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
- GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things
- GITGot It, Thanks
- GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
- GJGood Job
- GJPGood Job Partner
- GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
- GLAGood Luck All
- GLAWDGood Luck And Well Done
- GLBGood Looking Boy
- GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
- GLGGood Looking Girl
- GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
- GLWSGood Luck With Sale
- GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
- GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
- GMABGive Me A Break
- GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
- GMHGives Me Hope
- GMILYGood Morning I Love You
- GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
- GMTA ASDOGreat Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours
- GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
- GNGood Night
- gn8good night
- GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
- GNOCGet Naked On Cam
- GNSGangNam Style
- GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
- GOATGreatest Of All Time
- GOBGame On B*tcheeez
- GOIGet Over It
- GOKGod Only Knows
- GOLGiggling Out Loud
- GOLFGrateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
- GOMBGet Off My Back
- GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
- GORKGod Only Really Knows
- GOSGay Or Straight
- GOSPELGod's Only Son Provides Eternal Life
- GOTDPWYDGet Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
- GOTPGet/Getting On The Piss
- GOWIGet On With It
- GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
- GPOYGratuitous Picture Of Yourself
- GQMFGentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er
- GR&DGrinning Running & Ducking
- GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
- GR8Great
- GRACEGod's Riches At Christ's Expense
- GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
- gratzCongratulations
- GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
- grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
- GRRRGrowling
- GRXGracias
- GSCGimme Some Credit
- GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
- GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
- GSTGGet Set To Go
- GSWGun Shot Wound
- GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
- GTGood Try
- GTASCGoing To A Strip Club
- GTFOGet The F*** Out
- GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
- GTGGot To Go
- GTGBGot To Go Bye
- GTGPGot To Go Pee
- GTHGo To Hell
- GTKGood To Know
- GTLGym, Tan, Laundry
- GTMGiggle To Myself
- GTPGame Transfer Phenomenon
- GTRMGoing To Read Mail
- GTSGoogle That Sh**
- GTSYGlad To See You
- GUDGeographically UnDesirable
- guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
- GWIGet With It
- GWOTGlorified Waste Of Time
- GWSGet Well Soon
- GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
- GYLABTWGet Your Lazy Ass Back To Work
- GYPOGet Your Pants Off
- H&KHugs and Kisses
- h/oHold On
- h/pHold Please
- H2CUSHope To See You Soon
- H2SHere To Stay
- H4UHot For You
- H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
- H9Husband in room
- HADVDHave Advised
- hag1have a good one
- HAGDHave a Great Day
- HAGNHave A Good Night
- HAGOHave A Good One
- hahahait means laughing
- HAKHugs And Kisses
- HANDHave a Nice Day
- HARHit And Run
- HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
- HAYHow Are You?
- HBHurry Back
- HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
- HBBHip Beyond Belief
- HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
- HBICHead Bitch In Charge
- HBOHelping a Brother Out
- HBTUHappy Birthday To You
- HBUHow Bout You?
- HCCHoly Computer Crap
- HDHold
- HDGFSHow Does Get F***ed Sound?
- HDMHonest Direct Message
- HEAHappily Ever After
- HENRYHigh Earner, Not Rich Yet
- HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
- HHFOHell Has Frozen Over
- HHHHip Hip Hooray
- HHISHanging Head In Shame
- HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
- HHOJHa Ha, Only Joking
- HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
- HHOSHa Ha, Only Serious
- HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
- Hi 5High Five
- HIGHow's It Going?
- HIHHope It Helps
- HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
- HIPPOHigher Income People's Personal Opinions
- HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
- HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
- HMFWICCHead MoFo What In Complete Charge
- HMLHit My Line
- HMOTHit Me On Twitter
- HMUHit Me Up -or- Hook Me Up
- HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
- HNTWHow Nice That Was
- HNYHappy New Year
- HOHang On -or- Hold On -or- Head Office
- HODLHold On for Dear Life
- HOHAHOllywood HAcker
- HOICHold On, I'm Coming
- holograma.k.a. virtual demonstration, holographic technology
- HOT PICHot Picture, as in sexy or naked
- howruHow Are You
- HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
- HPHigher Power
- HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
- HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
- HRHuman Resources -or- Human Reaction
- HRCNit means hurricane
- HSAYHow Single Are You?
- HSIABHaven't Seen It All Before
- HSIKHow Should I Know
- HTHi There -or- Hat Tip -or- Heard Through -or- Hashtag on Twitter
- HTBHang The Bastards
- HTHHope This (or That) Helps
- HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
- HUHook Up
- HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
- HUDHow You Doing?
- Huggleit means to Hug and snuggle
- HUGZHugs
- huhwhat
- hunty
- HUYAHead Up Your Ass
- HVHave
- HwevrHowever
- HWGAHere We Go Again
- hxit means history -or- hospital
- I 1-D-RI Wonder
- I <3 II Love It
- I <3 UI Love You
- i h8 iti hate it
- I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
- I-D-LIdeal
- IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
- IAEIn Any Event
- IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
- IAITSIt's All In The Subject
- IANACI Am Not A Crook
- IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
- IANAEI Am Not An Expert
- IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
- IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
- IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
- IATI Am Tired
- IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
- IAYMI Am Your Master
- IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
- IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
- IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
- IBRBI'll Be Right Back
- IBTIn Between Technology
- IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
- IBTDI Beg To Differ
- IBTLIn Before The Lock
- ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
- ICBWI Could Be Wrong
- ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
- ICCLI Couldn't Care Less
- ICIHICPCLI Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
- ICO-911In Case Of Emergency
- ICWI Can't Wait
- ICWUMI See What You Mean
- ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
- ICYMIIn Case You Missed It
- IDIDentification
- ID10TIdiot
- IDBII Don't Believe It
- IDCI Don't Care
- IDEKI Don't Even Know
- IDEWTKI Don't Even Want To Know
- IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
- IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
- IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
- IDGHPI Don't Get Hashtag Phrases
- IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
- IDIFTLI Did It For The Lulz
- IDKI Don't Know
- IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
- IDKABTTI Don't Know About That
- IDKWTDI Don't Know What To Do
- IDKYI Don't Know You
- IDMIt Doesn't Matter
- IDNKTI Did Not Know That
- IDRKI Don't Really Know
- IDSTI Didn't Say That
- IDTAI Did That Already
- IDTBBFI Deserve To Be Blown First
- IDTSI Don't Think So
- IDWTUBI Don't Want To Upset You But
- IEFIt's Esther's Fault
- IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
- IFABI Found A Bug
- IFH8TABXI F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
- IFUI F***ed Up
- IgersInstagrammers
- IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
- IGTPI Get The Point
- IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
- IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
- IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
- IHAI Hate Acronyms
- IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
- IHNCI Have No Clue
- IHNOI Have No Opinion
- IHRInvoluntary Hormonal Reaction
- IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
- IHUI Hear You
- IHYI Heart You -or- I Hate You
- IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
- IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
- IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference
- IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
- IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
- IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
- IITIs It Tight?
- IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
- IITMIt's In The Mail
- IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IIWIIIt Is What It Is
- IIWMIf It Were Me
- IJInside Joke
- IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
- IJSI'm Just Saying...
- IJWTKI Just Want To Know
- IJWTSI Just Want To Say
- IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
- IKRI Know, Right?
- IKWYMI Know What You Mean
- IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
- ILAI Love Acronyms
- ILBCNUI'll Be Seeing You
- ILBCNUL8rI'll Be Seeing You Later
- ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
- ILII Love It
- ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
- ILMJI Love My Job
- ILUI Love You
- ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
- ILYI Love You
- ILY2I Like/Love You Too
- IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
- IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
- IMAI Might Add
- IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
- IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
- IMEIn My Experience
- IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
- IMFIn My Feelings
- IMFAOIn My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
- imfkd^I am f***ed up
- IMGCI Might Get Caught
- IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
- IMHIFI Move How I Feel
- IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
- IMII Mean It
- IMJSI'M Just Saying
- IMMLI Make Myself Laugh
- IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
- IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
- IMOIn My Opinion
- IMOOIn My Own Opinion
- IMOWHAI Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
- IMPOVIn My Point Of View
- IMRI Mean Really
- IMRUI Am, Are You?
- IMSI Am Sorry
- INBDIt's No Big Deal
- INCHI’m Never Coming Home
- INCYDKIn Case You Didn't Know
- INMPIt's Not My Problem
- INNWIf Not Now When?
- INPOIn No Particular Order
- INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
- IOHI'm Outta Here
- IONIndex Of Names
- IONOI Don't Know
- IOTIn Order To
- IOTTCOIntuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
- IOUI Owe You
- IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
- IOWIn Other Words
- IPNI'm Posting Naked
- IRLIn Real Life
- IRNCOTI'd Rather Not Comment On That
- ISAGNI See A Great Need
- ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
- ISOIn Search Of
- ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
- ISSOYSI'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories
- ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
- ISTMIt Seems To Me
- ISTRI Seem To Remember
- ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
- ISWYMI See What You Mean
- ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
- ITAI Totally Agree
- ITFAIn The Final Analysis
- ITGFTI Thank God For This
- ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
- ITMIn The Money
- ITMAIt's That Man Again
- ITMFAImpeach The Mother F***er Already
- ITSIntense Text Sex
- ITS A D8It's A Date
- ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
- IUMIf You Must
- IURIIf You Are Interested
- IWALUI Will Always Love You
- IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
- IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
- IWFUI Wanna F*** You
- IWFYI Will Follow You
- IWIWUI Wish I Was You
- IWSNI Want Sex Now
- IWTKCRI'm What The Kids Call Relatable
- IYAMIf You Ask Me
- IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
- IYCSSNASDSAAAIf You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
- IYDIn Your Dreams
- IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
- IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
- IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
- IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
- IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
- IYNAEGBTMIf You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me
- IYOIn Your Opinion
- IYQI Like You
- IYSSIf You Say So
- IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
- J/CJust Checking
- J/JJust Joking
- J/KJust Kidding
- J/OJerking Off
- J/PJust Playing
- J/WJust Wondering
- J2LYKJust To Let You Know
- J4FJust For Fun
- J4GJust For Grins
- J4T or JFTJust For Today
- J5MJust Five Minutes
- JADJust Another Day
- JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
- JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
- JAMJust A Minute
- JASJust A Second
- JATAJust Another Twitter App
- JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
- JDIJust Do It
- JDMJJust Doing My Job
- JealzJealous
- JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
- JFCJesus F***ing Christ
- JFHJust F*** Her
- JFIJust For Information
- JGHJust Got Home
- JGMBJust Google Me B*tch
- JHOJust Helping Out
- JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
- JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
- JICJust In Case
- JKJust Kidding
- JLYJesus Loves You
- JM2CJust My 2 Cents
- JMDTP30Join Me Down The Pub (in 30 mins)
- JMOJust My Opinion
- JOMLJesus On the Main Line
- JOMOJoy Of Missing Out
- JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
- JOYJesus first, Others second, Yourself last
- JPJust Playing
- JSJust Saying
- JSOJob Shaped Object
- JSUJust Shut Up
- JSYKJust So You Know
- JTJust Teasing
- JTLYKJust To Let You Know
- JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
- JTOUJust Thinking Of You
- JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
- JWJust Wondering
- KOK
- KABKick Ass Bitch
- KBKick Butt
- KBDKeyboard
- KCKeep Cool
- KCCOKeep Calm & Carry On
- kewlit means cool
- KFBKindly Follow Back
- KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
- KHYFKnow How You Feel
- KIAKilled In Action
- KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
- KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
- KIRKeep It Real
- KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
- KITKeep In Touch
- kittyit means pussy
- KITYKeep It To Yourself
- KKKiss Kiss -or- OK
- KKKit means "over" as in, waiting for your reply
- KMAKiss My Ass
- KMBAKiss My Black Ass
- KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
- KMIMKeep Me In Mind
- KMPKeep Me Posted
- KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
- KMSKill My Self
- KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
- KMUFKiss Me You Fool
- KMWAKiss My White Ass
- KOKnocked Out
- KOKKnock
- KOTCKiss On The Cheek
- KOTLKiss On The Lips
- KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
- KSKill Stealer
- Kthxbye
- kudtDutch for f***ed up life
- KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
- KWIMKnow What I Mean?
- KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
- KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
- KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
- KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
- KYPOKeep Your Pants On
- KYRKnow Your Rank
- KYSKill YourSelf
- KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
- LLaugh
- L&RLove and Respect
- L/MLeft Message
- L8TRLater
- L?^Let's hook up
- L@ULaughing At You -or- Laughing About You
- LALaughing Aloud
- LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
- LAFWListening (but) Away From Window
- LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
- LAGOLife Always Goes On
- LAOJLaughing At Own Joke
- LAQLame Ass Quote
- LBLike Back
- LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
- LBHLet's Be Honest
- LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
- LBSLaughing But Serious
- LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
- LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
- LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
- LDRLong Distance Relationship
- LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
- LESMLaw Enforcement Social Media
- LFLet's F***
- LFLLady oF Leisure -or- Loner For Life
- LFTILooking Forward To It
- LFULife"s F***ed Up
- LGLife's Good -or- Long Gone
- LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
- LGBTQ+Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer +
- LGGBDTTTIQQAAPPLesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous
- LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
- LGTMLooks Good To Me
- LGYLittle Girl Yeah
- LHLaughing Hysterically
- LH6Let’s Have Sex
- LHKLove Hugs Kisses
- LHMLord Have Mercy
- LHOLaughing Head Off
- LHOSLets Have Online Sex
- LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
- LHULet's Hook Up
- LIBLying In Bed
- LIFOLast In, First Out
- LIGLet It Go -or- Life Is Good
- LINSLaugh, I Nearly Shat
- LIRLet It Rest
- LISLaughing In Silence
- LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
- LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
- LLLivin' Large
- LLAPLive Long and Prosper
- LLOMLike Leno on Meth
- LLTLooks Like Trouble
- LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
- LLYLicking Love You
- LM46Let's Meet For Sex
- LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
- LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
- LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
- LMBPOLaughing My Booty Pop Off
- LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
- LMFOLet Me Find Out
- LMHOLaughing My Head Off
- LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
- LMKLet Me Know
- LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
- LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
- LMPLick My Pussy
- LMRLike My Recent
- LMSLike My Status -or- Learning Management System - or Lick My Sack
- LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
- LMTALike Minds Think Alike
- LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
- LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
- loit means hello
- LOALLife Of A Local
- LOBLying On Bed
- LOGOLanguage Of Graphics Oriented
- LOKLots Of Kisses
- LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor
- LOL WUSSLaugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
- LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
- LOLOLOLLaugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud
- LOLPMPLaugh Out Loud Peed My Pants
- LOLROTF&ICGULaughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
- LOLZLots Of Laughs
- LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
- LOMLLove Of My Life
- LONHLights On, Nobody Home
- LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
- LOOMMLaughing Out Of My Mind
- LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
- LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
- LOULaughing Over You
- LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
- LPCLead Pipe Cinch -or- Lesbian Power Couple
- LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
- LRFLittle Rubber Feet
- LRTLast ReTweet
- LSBLife Sucks Balls
- LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
- LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
- LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
- LTFLick The Floor
- LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
- LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
- LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
- LTMLaughing To Myself
- LTNSLong Time No See
- LTNTLong Time, No Type
- LTOTDLast Tweet Of The Days
- LTRLong Term Relationship
- LTRPLong Term Relationship Pussy
- LTSLaughing to Self
- LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
- LULocked Up -or- Laughing Uproariously
- LuKit means good luck
- LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
- lulzlaughs or LulzSec
- LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
- LUMULove You Miss You
- LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It
- luserloser
- LUSMLove You So Much
- luvit means love
- LVLLevel
- LWRLaunch When Ready
- LWULaughing With You
- LWYSLook What You Started
- LYLove You
- LY4ELove You Forever
- LYALove You All
- LYAAFLove You As A Friend
- LYBLove You Babe
- LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
- LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
- LYLLove You Lots
- LYLABLove You Like a Brother
- LYLASLove You Like A Sister
- LYLBLove You Later Bye
- LYMILove You, Mean It
- LYSLove YourSelf
- LYSOUAQLearn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
- LYSYBLove Ya, See Ya, Bye
- LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
- MMom
- M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
- M4CMeet for Coffee
- M4MMen for Men -or- Male for Male
- m4wmen for women
- M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
- MAMature Audience
- MAGAMake America Great Again
- MAMILMiddle Aged Men In Lycra
- MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
- MBMessage Board
- MBFMust Be Following
- MBNMust Be Nice
- MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
- MCMisConnect
- MCMMan Crush Monday
- MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
- MDMSMillion Dollar Mindset
- MDRMort De Rire
- MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
- mehWho cares, whatever
- MEJRMy Eyes Just Rolled
- MERPModestly Enlightened Rich People
- MFMy Friend -or- Mother F***ing
- MFBTYMy Fans Better Than Yours
- MFDMulti-Function Device
- MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
- MFICMother F***er In Charge
- MFRCMy Fingers Are Crossed
- MFWICMother F***er Who's In Charge
- MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
- mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
- MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
- MHYFMove How You Feel
- MIAMissing In Action
- MIHMake It Happen
- MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
- MILMother-In-Law
- MILFMother I'd Like to F***
- MINSMinutes
- MIRLMeet In Real Life
- MISTWEETa tweet you regret you sent
- MITINMore Info Than I Needed
- MIWIMakes It Worth It
- MKOPMy Kind Of Place
- MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
- MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
- mlmgiving the digital middle finger
- MLYLTMe Love You Long Time
- MMMarket Maker -or- Merry Meet
- MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
- mmkmmm ok
- MMLMade Me Laugh
- MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
- MOMove On
- mobit means mobile
- MOFMatter Of Fact
- MOFOMother F***er
- MOMPLMOMent PLease
- moobsman boobs
- MOOCMassive Open Online Course
- MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
- MOPMOment Please
- MorFMale or Female
- MOSMom Over Shoulder
- MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
- MOTMember Of the Tribe
- MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
- MOTDMessage Of The Day
- MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
- MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
- MOVMy Own Views
- MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
- MRAMoving Right Along
- MRMMen's Rights Movement
- MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
- MRTModified ReTweet
- MSGMessage
- MSMMain Stream Media -or- Men who Sleep with Men
- MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
- MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
- MSTAMust See To Appreciate
- MSTMMakes Sense To Me
- MTempty -or- Modified Tweet -or- Mean on Twitter
- MTBFMean Time Before Failure
- MTFMore To Follow
- MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
- MTLAMy True Love Always
- MTMMFBWYMay the Micky Mouse Force Be With You
- MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
- MTSITNMore Than Ships In The Night
- MUMiss You
- MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
- MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
- MULCMiss You Like Crazy
- MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
- MUSMMiss You So Much
- MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
- MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
- MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
- MVOMoving On
- mvtoit means thank you
- MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
- MWSMy Wife Says
- MYLMind Your Language
- MYOBMind Your Own Business
- MYTMeet You There
- MYWBMake Your World Bigger
- NNo -or- And
- N picNice picture
- N-A-Y-LIn A While
- N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
- N/MNothing Much
- N/TNo Text
- N1Nice One
- N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
- N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
- NANice Ass
- NABNot A Blonde
- NADTNot A Damn Thing
- NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
- NAGINot A Good Idea
- NAKNursing At Keyboard
- NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
- NAMAILUNot As Much As I Love You
- NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
- NATCNot A Text Conversation
- natchNaturally
- NATONo Action, Talk Only
- NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
- NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
- NBNota Bene
- NB4TNot Before Time
- NBDNo Big Deal
- NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
- NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
- NBGNo Bloody Good
- NBIFNo Basis In Fact
- NBLFYNothing But Love For You
- NBSNo Bull Sh**
- NCNice Crib -or- No Comment
- NCBDNew Comic Book Day
- NCGNew College Graduate
- NDNo Date
- NDNIndian
- neAny
- ne-wayzanyways
- ne1Anyone
- ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
- ne1eranyone here?
- Ne2HNeed To Have
- NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
- NEFNot Even Funny
- NEJNot Even Joking
- NESECAny Second
- NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
- NEWEETERNEW tweeter
- NEWSNorth, East, West, South
- NFBSKNot For British School Kids
- NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
- NFENo F***ing Excuses
- NFFNo F***ing Fair
- NFGNot F***ing Good
- NFINo F***ing Idea
- NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
- NFTNon Fungible Token -or- No Further Text
- NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
- NGNew Game
- NGBNearly Good Bridge
- NGHNot Gonna Happen
- NGLNot Gonna Lie
- NGONon-Governmental Organization, a.k.a. NGOs
- NHNice Hand
- NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
- NINot Interested
- NI4NIAn Eye For An Eye
- NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
- NIDLNot Interested, DisLike
- NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
- NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
- NIHNot Invented Here
- NIMNo Internal Message
- NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
- NIMJDNot In My Job Description
- NIMQNot In My Queue
- NIMYNever In A Million Years
- NINJANo Income, No Job nor Assets
- NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
- NISMNeed I Say More
- NITLNot In This Lifetime
- NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
- NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face
- NKDNo Kids Died
- NLBNon Linear Behavior
- NLLNice Little Lady
- NLTBRONot Likely To Be Run Over
- NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move
- nm, unot much, you?
- NMEEnemy
- NMHNot Much Here
- NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
- NMM#NoMakeupMonday
- NMPNot My Problem -or- Not My President
- NMTENow More Than Ever
- NMUNot Much, You?
- NNNot Now -or- Need
- NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
- NNRNeed Not Respond
- nnshnight night sweet heart
- NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
- NONot Online
- no prawno problem
- no1it means no one
- NOANot Online Anymore
- NOFINo OFfence Intended
- noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
- NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
- NOYNot Online Yet
- NOYBNone Of Your Business
- NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
- NQANo Questions Asked
- NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
- NRNice Roll
- NRGEnergy
- NRNNo Reply Necessary
- NSNice Set -or- No Show
- NSANo Strings Attached
- NSBNot Sure But
- NSFWNot Safe For Work
- NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
- NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
- NTANot This Again
- NTABOMNow That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
- NTBNot Too Bright
- NTBMNot To Be Missed
- NTBNNo Text Back Needed
- nthnothing
- NTIMNot That It Matters
- NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
- NTKNice To Know
- NTLnonetheless
- NTMNot That Much
- NTMUNice To Meet You
- NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
- NTWNot To Worry
- NTYMINow That You Mention It
- NUBNew person to a site or game
- NUFFEnough
- NVMNeVer Mind
- NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
- NWNo Way
- NWALNerd Without A Life
- NWOTNew WithOut Tags
- NWRNot Work Related
- NWTNew With Tags
- NYCNot Your Concern
- NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
- OOpponent -or- Over -or- Or
- OAOOver And Out
- OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
- OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
- OBObligatory
- OBEOvercome By Events
- OBFOccasional Best Friend
- OBNROpen But Not Responded
- OBOOr Best Offer
- OBSObviously
- OBTWOh By The Way
- OBXOld Battle Axe
- OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
- OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
- ODOnline Date
- ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
- OFOld Fart
- OFAPOld Fart At Play
- ofcof course
- OGOriginal Gangsta
- OHOff Hook
- OHFOh Heck Friends
- OICOh, I See
- OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
- OIRWISOh I Remember What I Said
- OITOld Indian Trick
- OKokay -or- ok -or- k -or- all correct
- OLOld Lady
- OLLOnLine Love
- OLLIOne Life, Live It
- OLNOnLine Netiquette
- OLOOnly Laughed Once
- OMOld Man
- OMBOh My Buddha
- OMDBOver My Dead Body
- OMEOh My Evolution
- OMFGOh My F***ing God
- OMGOh My God
- OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
- OMLOh My Lord
- OMMAOh My Aching Ass
- OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word
- OMWTOn My Way Too
- ONIDOh No I Didn't
- ONNAOh No, Not Again
- ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
- ONUDOh No You Didn't
- OOOver and Out
- OOAKOne Of A Kind
- OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
- OOFOut Of Facility
- OOIOut Of Interest
- OOMFOne Of My Followers
- OOOOut Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
- OOSOut Of Stock
- OOTOut Of Touch
- OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
- OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
- OOTDOutfit Of The Day
- OOTTOut Of The Loop
- OOYFOne Of Your Followers
- OPOriginal Post
- OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
- OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
- OSTOn Second Thought
- OTOff Topic
- OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
- OTBOnly The Brave
- OTCOver The Counter
- OTFOn The Floor -or- On The Fone
- OTHOff The Hook
- OTLOut To Lunch
- OTOHOn The Other Hand
- OTPOn The Phone
- OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
- OTTOver The Top
- OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
- OTWOn The Way -or- Off The Wall -or- Otherwise
- OUSUOh You Shut Up
- ovait means over
- OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
- OZAustralia
- O_OConfused
- PPartner -or- Pretty
- P&CPrivate & Confidential
- P-ZAPizza
- P/UPick Up
- P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
- P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
- P3r50nit means person
- P911Parent Alert
- PAParent Alert
- PACPolitical Action Committee
- PALParents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love
- PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
- PAPPost A Picture
- paronym
- PaRTPartial ReTweet
- PATTParty All The Time
- PAWParents Are Watching
- PAXPassengers
- PBPotty Break
- PBBParent Behind Back
- PBEMPlay By EMail
- PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
- PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
- PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
- PCMPlease Call Me
- PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- PDPublic Domain
- PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
- PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
- PDQPretty Darn Quick
- PDSPlease Don't Shout
- PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
- PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
- PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
- peepspeople
- pen15it stands for penis
- PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
- PFCPretty F***ing Cold
- PFMPure F***ing Magic
- PFPProof For Picture -or- Picture For Proof
- phatPretty Hot And Tempting
- PHBPointy Haired Boss
- PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
- PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
- PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
- PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
- PIFPaid In Full
- PIMPPeeing In My Pants -or- Protection, Instruction, Management of Prostitutes
- PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
- PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
- PIRParent In Room
- PITAPain In The Ass
- PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
- pixpictures -or- photos
- PLOPeace, Love, Out
- PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
- PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
- PLSPlease
- PLUPeople Like Us
- PLURPeace, Love, Unity, Respect
- PLZPlease
- PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
- PMBIPardon My Butting In
- PMFPardon My French
- PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
- PMHTPardon My HashTag a.k.a. #PMHT
- PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
- PMJIPardon My Jumping In
- PMLPissing Myself Laughing
- PMNPicking My Nose
- PMPPeeing My Pants
- PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
- PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
- PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
- PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
- POPiss Off
- po-mopost-modern
- POAPlan Of Action
- POAHFPut On A Happy Face
- POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
- PODPrint On Demand -or- Play Others Downtime
- POETSPiss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
- POLITWEETPOLItical TWEET
- POMSParent Over My Shoulder
- PONAPerson Of No Account
- POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
- POSParent Over Shoulder, Piece Of Sh**, Point Of Sale, Positively Outstanding Service -or- Part Of Speech
- POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
- POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
- POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
- POTUSPresident of the United States
- POVPoint Of View
- POWPrisoner Of War
- PPPersonal Problem
- PPCPay Per Click -or- Pay-Per-Click
- PPLPeople -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead
- PPPPPPP or 7PPrior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
- pronporn
- PRTPartial ReTweet -or- Please ReTweet -or- Party
- PRWParents Are Watching
- PSPost Script
- PSAPublic Service Announcement
- PSEPorn Star Experience
- PSOProduct Superior to Operator
- PTATPeople Talking About This
- PTHPrime Tanning Hours
- PTLPraise The Lord
- PTMMPlease Tell Me More
- PTOYEDPlease Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
- PTPPardon The Pun -or- Pity The Poor
- PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
- PUThat Stinks
- PUHPersonal Umbrella Handler
- PUSHPraying Until Something Happens
- putercomputer
- PVPPlayer Versus Player
- pwpassword
- PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
- PWATPay With A Tweet
- PWCBPerson Will Call Back
- pwmsplaying with myself
- pwnown
- pwntowned
- PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder
- PWPPlot, What Plot?
- PYFBPay Your F***ing Bill
- PYOPPray Your Own Prayer
- QQueue -or- Question
- Q&AQuestion and Answer
- Q1it means: first Quarter
- Q2CQuick To Cum
- Q416it means: Quarter 4 in 2016
- Q4UQuestion For You
- QAPQuickly As Possible
- QBQuarter Back
- QCQuality Control
- QEDQuod Erat Demonstrandum
- QFEQuoted For Emphasis
- QFMTQuoted For More Truth
- QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
- QIQuite Interesting
- qixit means quick
- QKNinja
- QLQuit Laughing
- QLSReply
- QOTDQuote Of The Day
- QOTPQuote Of The Post
- QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
- QSQuit Scrolling
- QTCutie -or- Quiet
- QYBQuit Your Bitching
- rare
- r u da?Are you there?
- r u goin?Are you going?
- r u there?Are you there?
- R&DResearch & Development
- R&RRest & Relaxation
- RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
- RAFRandom As F***
- RAFORead And Find Out
- RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
- RB@YaRight Back at Ya
- RBAYRight Back At You
- RBFReferencing Bitch Face
- RBTLRead Between The Lines
- RBURainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns
- RCRemote Control
- RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
- RDVReader's Digest Version
- RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
- REDLYFERepeat Every Day Lifestyle
- REHIHi Again
- RESOReservation
- RFDRequest For Discussion
- RFPRequest For Proposal
- RFRReally F***ing Rich
- RFSReally F***ing Soon
- rgdsit means regards
- RGRRoger
- RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
- RHKRoundHouse Kick
- RI&WRead It And Weep
- RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
- RINORepublican In Name Only
- RIPRest In Peace, a.k.a. big RIP
- RIYLRecommended If You Like
- RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
- RLReal Life
- RLCOReal Life Conference
- RLFReal Life Friend
- RLRTReal Life ReTweet
- RMRemake
- RMBRings My Bell
- RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
- RMLBRead My Lips Baby
- RMMAReading My Mind Again
- RMMMRead My Mail Man
- RNRight Now
- RNNReply Not Necessary
- RNYit means rainy
- ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
- ROFLMAORolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
- ROFLMAOASTCRolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
- ROFLOLRolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
- RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
- ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
- ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
- ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
- ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
- ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
- ROTMRight On The Money
- RPGRole Playing Games
- RQBRequest Quotation Bidding
- RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
- RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
- RSNReal Soon Now
- RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait
- RTReal Time -or- ReTweet
- RTARoad Traffic Accident
- RTBReturning To Base
- RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
- RTBSReason To Be Single
- RTFAQRead The FAQ
- RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
- RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
- RTFQRead The F***ing Question
- RTHRelease The Hounds
- RTHXRe-tweet Thanks
- RTKReturn To Keyboard
- RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
- RTSRead The Screen
- RTSMRead The Silly Manual
- RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
- RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
- RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
- RUAre You?
- RU/18Are You Over 18?
- RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
- RUHAre You Horny?
- RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
- RUMORFAre You Male OR Female?
- RUNTSAre You Nuts?
- RUOKAre You OK?
- RUSAre You Serious?
- RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
- RUTAre You There?
- RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
- RU\\18Are You Under 18?
- RXRegards
- RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
- RYORoll Your Own
- RYSRead Your Screen
- SSmile
- S/NSerial Number
- S/SShout-out for Shout-out
- S2GSwear to God
- S2RSend To Receive
- S2USame To You
- S3<==8screwed in the ass
- S4BSh** for Brains
- S4LSpam For Life
- SADADSuck A Dick And Die
- SAHMStay At Home Mom
- SAIAStupid Asses In Action
- SANMStarting A New Message
- SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
- SBStand By
- SBISorry 'Bout It
- SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
- SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
- SCStay Cool
- SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
- SCOTUSSupreme Court Of The United States
- SCUICHTSo Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
- SDCSaturday (or Sunday) Drinking Club
- SDFBSmoke Dope F*** B*tches
- SDFSSecond Day First Show
- SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
- secwait a second
- SEDSaid Enough Darling
- SEGSh** Eating Grin
- SEPSomebody Else's Problem
- SERPTSoul Eater Role-Playing Team
- SETESmiling Ear To Ear
- SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
- SEXSun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
- SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
- SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
- SFBSh** For Brains
- SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
- SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
- SFPSorry For Partying
- SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me
- SFTWSorry For The Wait
- SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
- SGTMSounds Good To Me
- SHSh** Happens
- SHBShould Have Been
- shhhquiet
- SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
- SHITSugar Honey Ice Tea
- SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
- SHTit means so hot
- SHTFSh** Hits The Fan
- SHWASLOMFSitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face
- SHXPShakespeare
- SIASay It Again
- SICSpelling Is Correct
- SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
- SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
- SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
- SILSister-In-Law
- SINStop It Now
- SIPSkiing In Powder
- SIRDSorry, Incorrect Recipient, Disregard
- SITStay In Touch
- SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
- SITDStill In The Dark
- SITUBISay It Til You Believe It
- SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
- SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
- SIYSearch Inside Yourself
- SJStrong Jaws
- sk8erskater
- sk8rskater
- SknkrSkincare
- SKYESchool Kills Your Entertainment
- SLSecond Life
- SLANit means: goodbye
- SLAPSounds Like A Plan -or- Speak Like A Person
- SLAWSounds Like A Winner
- SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
- SLMSee Last Mail
- SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
- SLTSomething Like That
- SMSenior Moment
- sm1it means someone
- SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
- SMAOSweating My Ass Off
- SMARTSelf-Monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technology
- SMBSuck My Balls
- SMB2BSmall Business Business to Business
- SMCSelf Made Celebrate
- SMDSuck My Dick
- SMESubject Matter Expert
- SMEMSend Me E-Mail
- SMHShaking My Head -or- So Much Hate
- SMHDShaking My Head in Disbelief
- SMILFSingle Mother I'd Like to Fuck
- SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
- SMIZESmile With Your Eyes
- SMLSlap My Leg
- SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
- SMS(H)So Much Stupid (Here)
- smtsomething
- SNSide Note
- SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
- SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
- SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
- SNHSarcasm Noted Here
- SNIFSimple Nice Index File
- SNLSame Night Lay
- SNNSHWRSit means sun showers
- SNNYit means sunny
- SOSignificant Other
- SOBSon Of a B*tch
- SOBTStressed Out Big Time
- SODDISome Other Dude Did It
- SODDIYSome Other Dude Did It Y'all
- SOEStart Of Exams
- SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
- SOHSense Of Humor
- SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
- SOHOSmall Office Home Office
- SOISelf Owning Idiot
- SOIARSit On It And Rotate
- SoICSo I See
- sokit's ok
- SOLSh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later
- solomoSocial, Local, Mobile
- some1someone
- SOMFSit On My Face
- SOMYSick Of Me Yet
- SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
- SOPStandard Operating Procedure
- SorGStraight or Gay
- SOSSame Old Sh** -or- Stuck On Stupid -or it means "help"
- SOSADSame Old Song And Dance
- SOSCSomeone Snapchat
- SOTShort On Time
- SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
- SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
- sozSorry
- SPATSome People Are Trains
- SPEETSPam Tweet
- spkit means speak
- SPOCSingle Point Of Contact
- SPTSorry Predictive Text
- SRLBSpoiled Rotten Little Brat
- SROStanding Room Only
- SROISocial Return On Investment
- srslyseriously
- sryit means sorry
- SSAAss Backwards
- SSCSuper Sexy Cute
- SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
- SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
- SSIASubject Says It All
- STAShort Term Attitude
- STARSSorry, Thank you, Action, Recover, Share
- STBHShort To Be Honest
- STBXSoon To Be Ex
- STBYSucks To Be You
- STDSeal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do
- STEMScience, Technology, Engineering, Math
- STFUShut The F*** Up
- STFWSearch The F***ing Web
- STGSwear To God
- sthsomething
- STHUShut The Hell Up
- STMSpank The Monkey
- STMLShort Term Memory Loss
- STOWSome Type Of Way
- STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
- STR8Straight
- STSSo To Speak
- STSTSweet Tea SweeTie
- STWSearch The Web
- STYSSpeak To You Soon
- SUShut Up
- SUACSh** Up A Creek
- SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
- SUBShut Up Bitch
- SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
- SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
- SULSnooze You Lose
- supwhat's up?
- suxsucks
- SUYFShut Up You Fool
- SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess, SoftWare And Giveaways, Stuff We All Get
- SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
- SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
- SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
- SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
- sweet<3sweetheart
- SWFSingle White Female
- SWIMSee What I Mean? -or- Someone Who Isn't Me
- SWISSee What I'm Saying
- SWITSit and Sweat
- SWLScreaming With Laughter
- SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
- SWOTStrengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats
- SWUSo What's Up
- SWYPSo What’s Your Problem?
- SxEStraight Edge
- SYKSo You Know
- SYLSee You Later
- SYSSee You Soon
- SYTSee You Tomorrow
- s^what's up?
- T&CTerms & Conditions
- t+it means think positive
- t2goTime to Go
- T2ULTalk To You Later
- T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
- T4PThanks For Posting
- T@YLTalk At You Later
- TAThanks Again
- TABOMThat's A Bunch Of Malarkey
- TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
- TAFThat's All, Folks
- TAFNThat's All For Now
- TAHTake A Hike
- TAHITMOTSThere's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea
- TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
- TAMThanks A Million
- TANJThere Ain't No Justice
- TANSITThere's A New Sheriff In Town
- TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TAPTake A Pill
- TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up
- TASTaking A Shower
- TAWTeachers Are Watching
- TAYNThinking About You Now
- TBTitty Bar
- TBATo Be Announced -or- To Be Advised
- TBCTo Be Continued
- TBDTo Be Determined -or- To Be Decided
- TBEThick Between Ears
- TBHTo Be Honest
- TBIUThe Bitch Is Ugly
- TBTThrowback Thursday
- TBUThinking 'Bout You
- TBYBTry Before You Buy
- TCTake Care -or- Twitter Crush
- TCBTrouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business
- TCFHOGToo Cute For His Own Good
- TCKThird Culture Kid
- TCOBTaking Care Of Business
- TCOYTake Care Of Yourself
- TD&HTall, Dark and Handsome
- TDMToo Darn Many
- TDTMTalk Dirty To Me -or- Text Dirty To Me
- TEOGThe Edge Of Glory
- TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
- TFToo Funny -or- The F***? as in WTF
- TFATwenty Fifth Amendment
- TFDSThat's For Darn Sure
- TFFTwitter Follower Friend
- TFHThread From Hell
- TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share
- TFMThanks From Me
- TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
- TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
- TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
- TFTCThanks For The Cache
- TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
- TFTTThanks For The Thought
- TFTUThanks For The Update
- TFWThat Feeling When
- TFXTraffic
- TFYSThe F*** You Say
- TG4AThank God For Acronyms
- TGALThink Globally, Act Locally
- TGFADThank God for Another Day
- TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go
- TGICThis Girl Is Crazy
- TGIFThank God It's Friday
- TGIMThank God It's Monday
- TGTSIOThank God The Sun Is Out
- THOTThat Ho Over There
- THX or TX or THKSThanks
- TIAThanks In Advance
- TIAILThink I Am In Love
- TICTongue In Cheek
- TIGASThink I Give A Sh**
- TILToday I Learned
- TILFTeacher I'd Like to F***
- TILIITell It Like It Is
- TIMETears In My Eyes
- TIMITITry It Measure It Tweak It
- TINGLEit means: Taken & Single
- TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
- TINWISThat Is Not What I Said
- TISCThis Is So Cool
- TISLThis Is So Lame
- TISNCThis Is So Not Cool
- TISNFThat Is So Not Fair
- TISNTThat Is So Not True
- TJBNJThis Job Beats No Job
- TKTo Come
- TKOTechnical Knock Out
- TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness
- TL;DRToo Long; Didn't Read
- TLAThree Letter Acronym
- TLCTender Loving Care
- TLGOThe List Goes On
- TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City
- TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later
- TLTRToo Long To Read
- TMTrust Me
- TMAToo Many Acronyms
- TMALSSTo Make A Long Story Short
- TMBTweet Me Back
- TMIToo Much Information
- TMSAISTIThat's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
- TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On
- TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It
- TMTTToo Much To Type
- TNATemporarily Not Available
- TNCTongue In Cheek
- TNLNTook Nothing, Left Nothing
- TNOTell No One
- TNTTil Next Time
- TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
- TNXThanks
- to go nookleerto explode
- TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law
- TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
- TOMTomorrow
- TOMTBTaking Off My Training Bra
- TOONshort for cartoon
- TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
- TOTTons Of Time
- TOYThinking Of You
- TPTeam Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper
- TPCThe Phone Company
- TPIYPTo Put In Your Prayers
- TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
- TPTTrailor Park Trash
- TPTBThe Powers That Be
- TQMTotal Quality Management
- TQRTThanks for the ReTweet
- TRAMThe Rest Are Mine
- TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
- tripdubit means www
- TRNDOit means tornado
- trootrue
- TRPTelevision Rating Points
- TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
- TSBTall, Sexy, Beautiful
- TSHToo Stinkin' Hot
- TSIAThis Says It All
- TSIFThank Science It's Friday
- TSNFThat's So Not Fair
- TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
- TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
- TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass
- TSTBThe Sooner, The Better
- TSTLTo Stupid To Live
- TTBig Tease
- TTATap That Ass
- TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge
- TTFNTa Ta For Now
- TTGTime to Go
- TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There
- TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
- TTMFTa Ta MOFO
- TTSText To Speech
- TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
- TTTHTalk To The Hand
- TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
- TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass
- TTTTTo Tell The Truth
- TTULTalk To You Later
- TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now
- TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few
- TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
- TTYL8RTalk To You Later
- TTYLXOXOTalk To You Later, Hugs and Kisses
- TTYOBTend To Your Own Business
- TTYSTalk To You Soon
- TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow
- TUToes Up (as in dead)
- TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
- TWTweet
- TWARSTwitter Wars
- TWDTexting While Driving
- TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit
- TWHEThe Walls Have Ears
- TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern
- TWITThat's What I Thought
- TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About
- TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
- TWSSThat's What She Said
- TWTRTwitter
- TWUThat's What's Up
- TXSThanks
- TXTText
- TXT IMText Instant Message
- TXT MSGtext message
- TYThank You
- TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
- TYFFThank You For Following
- TYGThere You Go -or- Thank You God
- TYLText You Later -or- Thank You Lord
- TYVMThank You Very Much
- uYou
- u upare you up?
- U-LYou Will
- U2You Too
- u4eYours ForEver
- u8you ate?
- UAYAUse As You Are
- UBSUnique Buying State
- UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle
- UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me
- UDKYou Don't Know
- UDMYou're the Man
- UFNUntil Further Notice
- UFUFYou F***, You Fix
- UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding
- UGCUser-Generated Content
- UGFSUYour Girlfriend's Ugly
- UGTRYou Got That Right
- UMKYou Must Know
- UNFUniversal Noise of Fucking
- UNOITYou Know It
- unPCunPolitically Correct
- UNTUntil Next Time
- UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out
- UOKAre You OK?
- UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
- uryou are
- UR2KYou Are Too Kind
- URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass
- URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
- URWYou Are Welcome
- URWSYou Are Wise
- URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me
- URZyours
- USCUp Sh** Creek
- USCWAPUp Sh** Creek Without A Paddle
- USPUnique Selling Proposition
- UTMYou Tell Me
- UVUnpleasant Visual
- UWIWUYou Wish I Was You
- UWMYou Want Me
- UXUser eXperience, a.k.a. UE
- VVery
- VBDVery Big Deal
- VBGVery Big Grin
- VBMGVery Big Mischievous Grin
- VBSVery Big Smile
- VCVenture Capital
- VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo
- VEGVery Evil Grin
- VFMValue For Money
- VGNVegan -or- Vegetarian
- VILFVoter I'd Like to F***
- VIMVery Important Member
- VIPVery Important Person
- VIVVery Important Visitor
- VMVoice Mail
- VMAVery Much Alive
- VODVideo On Demand
- VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh**
- VSFVery Sad Face
- VVSVertical Video Syndrome
- VWDVery Well Done
- VWPVery Well Played
- WWith -or- Working
- w wultwhat would you like to talk about
- w's^what's up?
- W/With
- W/EWeekend
- W/OWithout
- w/r/twith regard to
- w00tWe Own the Other Team
- w4mwomen for men
- W8Wait
- W9Wife in room
- W@What?
- WABIWhat A Bright Idea
- WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap
- WABOMWhat A Bunch Of Malarkey
- WACIWhat A Cool Idea
- WADWithout A Doubt
- WADIWhat A Dumb Idea
- WADRWith All Due Respect
- WAEFWhen All Else Fails
- WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch
- WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess
- WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
- WAFUWhat A F*** Up
- WAGWild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends
- WAGSWives And Girlfriends of Sports stars
- WAIWhat An Idiot
- WAKWhat A Kiss
- WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
- wan2it means want to
- WAPWireless Application Protocol -or- Wet Ass Pussy
- WASWhat A Slut
- WATIWhat A Terrible Idea
- WATNWhere Are They Now
- WAWWaiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore
- WAWIWhat A Wonderful Idea
- WAYWhere Are You?
- WAYDWhat Are You Doing?
- WAYNWhere Are You Now?
- WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back
- WBOSWe Build Our Society
- WBSWrite Back Soon
- WBUWhat 'Bout You?
- WCWho Cares -or- Water Closet
- WCAWho Cares Anyway
- wckdit means wicked
- WCMTSUWe Can't Make This Sh** Up
- WCWWoman Crush Wednesday
- WDWell Done
- WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge?
- WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey
- WDILYWhy Do I Love You?
- WDRWith Due Respect
- WDTWho Does That?
- WDYJSWhat Did You Just Say?
- WDYMWhat Do You Mean?
- WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
- WDYSWhat Did You Say?
- WDYTWhat Do You Think?
- WEWhatever
- WEGWicked Evil Grin
- wenjait means when do you
- werjait means where do you
- werruit means where are you
- werubnit means where have you been
- WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up
- WFWay Fun
- WFHWork From Home
- WFMWorks For Me
- WGWicked Grin
- WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F***
- WGMGDWhat Get's Measured Get's Done
- WHYDTMWhat Have You Done To Me?
- WIBAMUWell, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
- WIBNIWouldn't It Be Nice If
- WIIFMWhat's In It For Me
- WIIFYWhat's In It For You
- WIIWIIWell It Is What It Is
- WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing
- WILCOWill Comply
- WIMWoe Is Me
- WIPWork In Process
- wirldworld
- WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable
- WITWordsmith In Training
- WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh**
- WITWWhat In The World
- WIUWrap It Up
- wkit means week
- wkewlway cool
- wkndit means weekend
- WKYPWill Keep You Posted
- WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life
- WLUWicked, Love You
- WLU2Wicked, Love You Too
- WMBYWhat Makes You Beautiful
- WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before
- WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap
- WMPLWet My Pants Laughing
- WNDYit means windy
- WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before
- WOAWork Of Art
- WOGWise Old Guy & non-Scientologist
- WOMWord Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
- WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time
- WoMoBiJoWorking Mother with a Big Job
- WOMWWatch On My Wrist
- WOOFWell Off Older Folks
- wootWe Own the Other Team
- WOPWith Out Papers
- wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up
- WOTWaste Of Time or- it means what
- WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money
- WOTDWord Of The Day
- WPWell Played
- WRMit means warm
- WRSLWriting Reading Speaking Learning
- WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To
- wruwhere are you?
- WRUDWhat Are You Doing?
- WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment?
- WSUWhat Say You?
- WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
- WTASWanna Take A Shower?
- WTBWant To Buy -or- What To Buy
- WTDBWhat's The Difference Between
- WTFWhat The F***
- WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say?
- WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
- WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell
- WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me?
- WTFYTTWho The F*** You Talking To
- WTGWay To Go
- WTG4a\\%/Want To Go For A Drink
- WTGPWant To Go Private?
- WTHWhat The Heck
- WTHINWhat The Hell Is Next
- WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week
- WTMCWhat The Mother C***
- WTMIWay Too Much Information
- WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
- WTSWant To Sell
- WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine
- WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan
- WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much
- WTTPWant To Trade Pictures?
- WTWTWhat to Watch Tonight
- WUWhat's Up
- WUBBWhat's Up Baby Boy
- WUBGWhat's Up Baby Girl
- WUDWhat You Doing?
- WUFWhere You From
- WUTWonderful Useless Turd
- WUWHWish You Were Here
- WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms
- wuzwas
- wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
- wuzupwhat's up?
- WWBAWhat Would Be Accurate
- WWDWhat Went Down
- WWG1WGAWhere We Go 1 We Go All
- WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
- WWNOWalker Wheels Need Oil
- WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
- WWTTWorld Wide Trending Topic -or- World Wide Twitter Trend
- WWWWorld Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong
- WWYWhere Were You?
- WXWeather
- WYCMWill You Call Me?
- WYDWhat You Doing?
- WYFMWould You F*** Me?
- WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
- WYMWhat do You Mean?
- wymynwomen
- WYPWhat's Your Problem?
- WYRNWhat's Your Real Name?
- WYSWhatever You Say
- WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks
- WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
- WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
- WYTWhatever You Think
- WYTBWish You The Best
- WYWWish You Well
- WYWHWish You Were Here
- Xit means times
- X-I-10Exciting
- X.Xit means: exasperated
- XAXAHa Ha
- XBXBox
- XBFEx-Boyfriend
- XCCross Country
- XLExtra Large
- XLNTExcellent
- XMEExcuse Me
- xokiss hug
- XOXOHugs and Kisses
- XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
- XQZTExquisite
- XTCEcstasy
- XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
- YWhy? -or- Yes
- YAYet Another -or- You -or- Your
- YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
- YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym
- YACCYet Another Calendar Company
- YAFYoung Angry Female
- YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
- YAHOOYou Always Have Other Options
- YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
- YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
- YARBWYRYou're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are
- YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much
- YATIYou're A Total Idiot
- YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
- YBYou B*tch
- YBFYou've Been F***ed
- YBSYou'll Be Sorry
- YBYYeah Baby Yeah
- YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass
- YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up
- YCMUYou Crack Me Up
- YCTYour Comment To
- YDKMYou Don't Know Me
- YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers
- YFWife
- YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding
- YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
- YGLTYou're Gonna Love This
- YGMYou've Got Mail
- YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding
- YGTIYou Get The Idea
- YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For
- YHMYou Have Mail
- YICYours In Christ
- YIMBYYes In My Back Yard
- YITEAre You All Right?
- YIUYes, I Understand
- YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private
- YKWYou Know What?
- YKWIMYou Know What I Mean
- YLHYour Loving Husband
- YLLOYou Lie Like Obama
- YLWYour Loving Wife
- YMYour Mother -or- Yo Mama
- YMAKYou May Already Know
- YMALYou Might Also Like
- YMBKMYou Must Be Kidding Me
- YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
- YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
- YMYBNYCSIIYou Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It
- YNBIBYou'll Never Believe It But
- YNGBTYou're Not Gonna Believe This
- YNIYou Name It
- YNKYou Never Know
- YOBWOCYoung, Obnoxious Bastard We Often Con
- YOCOYour Only Cute Online
- YOFOYou're Only Famous Online
- YOLOYou Only Live Once
- Yoopersomeone from U.P.
- YOYOYou're On Your Own
- YRYeah Right -or- you -or- your
- YROYour Rights Online
- YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock
- YSYou Stinker
- YSANYou're Such A Nerd
- ysdiw8why should i wait?
- YSICWhy Should I Care?
- YSKYou Should Know
- YSVWYou're So Very Welcome
- YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
- YTBYou're The Best
- YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What?
- YTSYou're Too Slow -or- Twitter Search
- YTTMYou Talk Too Much
- YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
- YTTWROOMMYou Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
- YUMPIYoung Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot
- YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
- YVWYou're Very Welcome
- YWYou're Welcome
- YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance
- YY4UToo Wise For You
- YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
- Zit means said
- zergTo gang up on someone
- ZMG or ZOMGOh My God
- ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired
- \M/Heavy Metal Music
- ^5High Five
- ^RUP^Read Up Please
- ^URSUp Yours
Acronyms, Abbreviations, Shorthand, Leetspeak
Acronyms have always been an integral part of computer culture, and they have since spawned a new language on the Internet. Commonly thought of as a series of letters that make up a 'word' there is a distinction between acronyms and shorthand.
Online enthusiasts are learning that shorthand are in fact called acronyms, but this is incorrect. The difference between acronyms and shorthand is that with acronyms, you pronounce the letters as a new word (for example, 'FUBAR' is pronounced 'foo-bar' and 'RADAR' is pronounced 'ray-dar'). In contrast, shorthand pronunciations are like an initialism (a set of initials) in which you say the letters one-by-one (for example, 'ESP' is an initialism for 'extra sensory perception' whereas 'esp. is an abbreviation for especially). The online practice is to refer to shorthand, initialisms, or abbreviations as acronyms.
The majority of the expressions you see above are not acronyms, but rather shorthand used while text messaging or IMing. There are several terms to describe different kinds of jargon including anacronym, backronym, weather acronyms, city acronyms, leetspeak and textonyms. BTW: If you ever see someone TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS that means SHOUTING! It is not proper netiquette to TYPE IN ALL CAPS (even in email), in fact, it's annoying. People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF, unless you're using an acronym or shorthand.
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